You can't pick up chicks in business class...

It's true. You can't. Business class invariably is populated by either chubby old dudes, chubby old chicks or families.

It sucks because there you are... sitting in biz class... seated prior to all the poor bastards who have to sit in cattle class feeling superior as you sip your orange juice and look up your nose at them as they file past you... looks of despair, envy, or in some cases - faked apathy... and then you see her.

She's young... beautiful... She radiates vibrant energy and complete confidence as she puts her hand on the seat to stabilize herself as the line comes to a halt. Your eyes meet... and there is a common understanding. It's as if you are speaking though no words are spoken...

"Hey there... wow... look at you..."
"Yeah.. I can see you are looking at me... could you please roll up your tongue and put it back in your mouth?"
"Oh... was I doing that in real life? Sorry... didn't mean to offend..."
"Yeah.. no.. it's okay... I get that alot when I pass through business class..."
"Oh... just passing through? I was hoping maybe you were going to be sitting here in 15B."
"Oh silly... don't you know? You can't pick up chicks in Business Class!", she laughs...
"Yeah... well.. I mean I knew that... was even thinking about writing about it now that you mention it... but yeah...was hoping you were gonna sit here..."
"Aww... Well listen, I'm back in Coach. That's where we all sit... you wanna pick us up, you gotta sit back there!"
"No shit... I'll keep that in mind."

And with that, the line starts moving again and she moves past me into oblivion...

Make David Rich

Ok facebook. I'm really starting to get a little bit pissed! I'm not sure what else I'm supposed to do here. I've created the group "Make David Rich" I've setup my paypal account. I've invited all my friends.

WHERE'S THE CASH!?

I logged on to paypal today to check it out and there hasn't been a single donation to my worthy cause. And no.. I don't want to hear anything from all you whiners about how I should get a job. I've got a job and one that pays pretty damn well too! The only problem is, it's not enough to MAKE DAVID RICH and that's just not gonna fly anymore.

So here's what I want you to do.

1. Go to facebook and join the group "Make David Rich".

2. Join in the lively discussion in the forum. State your opinions. Don't be afraid to opine. But in the end swing on back around to my viewpoint.

3. Dig deep and pull out 50 cents or 20 bucks or what-have-you and give it to me via my paypal account.

It's kinda like sex. It's easy, it feels good, and after it's all over you wonder where all your money went!