Sunday, November 28, 2004

Control Bloggers

I'm fairly new to blogging but I can't help but offer up my thoughts about something I'm seeing as I peruse other blogs.

On at least two different sites I've seen something along the lines of this:

"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... ... and if you know me please be sure to let me know that you have read my blog. After all, this is my diary and it is only fair for you to let someone know when you've been reading their journal... ... blah blah blah blah blah..."

or,

"...blah blah blah blah... ... Please do not link to this blog. This is my personal diary and I consider it to be every bit as private and personal as I would a journal written on paper that I keep under my pillow... blah blah blah blah blah"

Ummm... hello? What kind of crack are you dumbasses smoking? OF COURSE IT ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE A PERSONAL JOURNAL WRITTEN ON PAPER THAT YOU KEEP UNDER YOUR PILLOW! It's a webpage that automagically gets linked to by blogger.com (assuming you do your thing here) and even if it isn't linked to automagically, the fact that it's on the web and is not password protected means that it's there for others to read.

Get a fucking life. I imagine you're very similar to those people who play Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games or who run around inside virtual universes like Active Worlds making a big point out of asking people not to enter your "private" homes because "after all, you wouldn't want someone coming into YOUR REAL HOUSE NOW WOULD YOU?"

Of course you want people to read your private thoughts and ideas. You wouldn't be blogging in the first place if you didn't.

I'm going to put a special links section in my sidebar just for you.

My first entry is a link over to [cynically] smiling. Kendall seems like an intelligent girl, and is obviously pretty, but is also very obviously a complete control freak - based on the disclaimers she's posted as an annotation to her blog.

Way to go, Kendall! You're the first one to make the list of "Control Bloggers" here on Somewhere Near Westlake!

16 comments:

The Renegade said...

Congratulations on making a complete snap judgement on my life after reading what amounts to nothing at all.

My disclaimer is there because of events from the past, comment drama, and issues with people from my non-blog life. Forgive me for sounding clichéd, but you don't know the first thing about me, so please fuck off.

Nowhere do I say that I do not want people reading my thoughts. Like you said--that's why I have a blog. But what I have issues with is when people attack me for what I say. All I'm saying is that I want people to argue, but to do so intelligently.

And yes, you are fairly new to blogging. But here's a tip: mocking other bloggers, especially those who you don't take the time to read up on, is a no-no. How about you go read through my 32 months of archives, including the comments, then come back and criticise me some more? You'd be a little more informed in your Control Blogging labels, then.

Cheers,
Kendall

Texas Butt Nuggett said...

LOL!!!! A very spirited response from Kendall!

But no... I'm afraid she gets to stay on the Control Bloggers list. Her addendum makes it clear.

Anonymous said...

....What exactly is it that makes you think you're opinion is more important than hers? You know that things you criticise in others are those you see in yourself.

Anonymous said...

Weird. Dave continually criticizes my weight. I admit being 220 (give or take 30 lbs) is a bit much, but I agree that I think DAVE IS THE FATSO!!! I don't really care that you are muscular, trim as a marine and a champion canoeist (yes that is the correct spelling!), those are DETAILS my friend, DETAILS! Next time I eat a double cheeseburger for the 404th time, just remember YOU ARE FAT NOT ME because what you see in someone is what you say you are or think I am or whatever that guy just said....!

hehe,
Terry

Anonymous said...

I think Kendall is fat, like Dave.

Anonymous said...

You dipshit... you are clearly jealous of the popularity of Kendall's blogger... the only reason anyone even reads yours is because it's linked on hers.... asshole

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit if she's 'melodramatic' or as you so kindly put it, a 'control freak'.
Quite frankly, I'm not sure its any of your fucking buisness anyways.
Who gives you the right to criticize another person, especially if they are just writing as a means of expression.
fuck off loser.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear... isn't this fun! the flames are rising!

I like this blogger thing dave, it makes me feel like I'm in touch with you even when we don't get a chance to talk much anymore.
Maybe I'll start one.



Hope things are well.
Charlie

Anonymous said...

you tell her to "get a fucking life"? this from the guy who is MARRIED, and has nothing better to do except harass some teenager whose blog he accidentally found?

get your own fucking life, douchebag.

Anonymous said...

Douche indeed. Harassing a total stranger on the internet isnt exactly the prime way to exhibit your own intelligence (or in this case, lack there of). Perhaps try growing up. Bad start to blogging....

Anonymous said...

You're my new HERO Dave!
Your first Control Blogger is now trying to take control of YES your Blog! She can't help herself, she's OCD, bi polar and slightly schizo, just read her posts during her Manic phase and then her depths of despair where she begs us to tell her why we like/love/hate/detest her!!!!!!
I've known her for far too long.......seen her as she tosses "friends" aside like old shoes, just cuz things didn't go HER way ---- just a short, chubby, no makeup,lackluster hair parted in the middle, ex catholic school girl who would stab you in the back to make herself feel better

Texas Butt Nuggett said...
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Texas Butt Nuggett said...

Oh Charlie... please do start a blog of your own. That would be so much fun!

Texas Butt Nuggett said...

I had to delete the first version of this comment because upon a second reading, I reaized it wasn't quite fair.

Here's the revised version:

Here's a quick summary comment to all of Kendadll's friends who've been coming back to spread their Christmas Cheer:

1. My comments weren't based on her self-expression. She's a control-freak because of her addendum and disclaimer.

2. I could care less about her self-expression. I went through and read some of it. It seems like the basic stuff of your standard 18 or 19 year old girl living in what amounts to our 51st state. (No Offense Daily Babbler... I think you are a fine Canadian and I hope you know I was instrumental in your hiring... Please see my next post...)

3. Yes, I'm married. I also have 2 kids, 2 cats, 3 vehicles, 2 houses, 2.5 mortgages, renters, and a job. I'm almost certainly in the midst of a pre-midlife crisis, given the fact I recently purchased a motorcycle and am suddenly giving energy to riling up all you dumb-asseses.

Anyway, it's time to move on. I'm sure I'll find other control bloggers to add to the list but I'm done talking about Kendall. You all feel free to call me whatever you want. I won't delete your comments and I won't be adding any disclaimers asking you to respect my privacy.

I'm an asshole, but I'm not a hypocrite. ;)

Anonymous said...

51st fucking state? Get a grip. Two words...George Bush. At least our Prime Minister is smart enough not to say things like "I may not be the most litterate person..." Go bomb something and shut the fuck up.

Texas Butt Nuggett said...

LOL... assuming it's her. Who knows... Whomever posted the comment posted it anonymously, like a fucking coward. I guess I should put something in my blog about our fearless leader??